December 2011
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theannoyingskwid:
Great
More scary shit on tumblr ..
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Fuck all these guys you say were just friends, look at how each and everyone of them turned out, look at what they did to you and I. I’m done trying, it’s been too long and I’m letting go, I’m set and there’s no turning back now.
I hope you see this.
You do my fucking head in.
Reblog if you want (1) creepy compliment.
Style.
Teacher: If there were 5 birds and I shoot 2 how many birds are left?
Student: none because they would of flew away by the gun shot.
Teacher: this is a maths question. But I like your style.
Student: let me ask you a question. There are 3 women eating ice cream. One licking, one sucking and one biting. Which one gets married?
Teacher: the sucking one?
Student: no the one with the ring on her finger. But I like your style.
Anonymous asked: i saw ur ex @ liverpool with some guy yesterday n also shes hot